TODDLER DEMANDS 'WHERE'S MY DIGGER?'
A toddler has thrown herself to the ground and beat her fists on the carpet after her parents canceled an online order she made for a digger. The Australian kid made the order on a well known auction side (begins in 'e' ends in 'bay') after her parents had left themselves logged in.
The idiot father said, "There I was sifting through my emails to see if there were any good deals on cock enlargement equipment when I open this email from the auction site and - holy wallabies mate - we owe 8 grand for a shiny new digger. So I shouts Martha, that's the missus, I shout 'Martha, come here a minute and bring a cold one'. You know what women are like, I assumed she'd bought it with her credit card. I was ready to give her a few rapids to the jaw with me belt buckle."
Australians.
A horrific scene of domestic abuse was avoided when the couple established that the digger had been purchased by their daughter. The couple explained to the seller who saw the funny side and decided against using the unpaid digger to tear up their garden. One person has failed to see the funny though...
Pipi Quinlan, the child at the centre of the story, said to her parents "I want me digger and I'm not talking to you or eating any dinner until I get it. I HATE YOU!"
A toddler has thrown herself to the ground and beat her fists on the carpet after her parents canceled an online order she made for a digger. The Australian kid made the order on a well known auction side (begins in 'e' ends in 'bay') after her parents had left themselves logged in.
The idiot father said, "There I was sifting through my emails to see if there were any good deals on cock enlargement equipment when I open this email from the auction site and - holy wallabies mate - we owe 8 grand for a shiny new digger. So I shouts Martha, that's the missus, I shout 'Martha, come here a minute and bring a cold one'. You know what women are like, I assumed she'd bought it with her credit card. I was ready to give her a few rapids to the jaw with me belt buckle."
Australians.
A horrific scene of domestic abuse was avoided when the couple established that the digger had been purchased by their daughter. The couple explained to the seller who saw the funny side and decided against using the unpaid digger to tear up their garden. One person has failed to see the funny though...
Pipi Quinlan, the child at the centre of the story, said to her parents "I want me digger and I'm not talking to you or eating any dinner until I get it. I HATE YOU!"
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